Taking sides at ‘Twilight’ party
Monday, November 23rd, 2009By Nadine Kam

Nadine Kam photos
At Pearl were, from left, Crystal Pancipanci, Alyssa Fung and Alicia Michioka.
Fashionista’s Market invited “Twilight” fans to join Team Edward or Team Jacob for a girl’s night out party for 500 that started at Pearl for food and drinks, and ended at Ward Consolidated for the screening of “New Moon,” the second film in the slow-moving vampire romance saga.
I haven’t read the books and hadn’t seen the film when asked to pick sides. I went with Edward only because he’s the lead, Robert Pattinson was cute as Cedric in one of the “Harry Potter” films, and I tend to like brooding men IRL, but after seeing the first “Twilight” on DVD a few days before the screening, I thought Jacob (Taylor Lautner) is much cuter on film — when you can see his bright smile and easygoing charm — than in still shots.
I don’t know. Years of journalism indoctrination trains you to avoid picking sides, choosing teams, being a joiner, to avoid perceptions of being biased. And I’ve made enough mistakes in my personal life to know that any guy who would have you force a choice is probably the wrong guy.
Donna Kooiman dressed the back of her shirt with a heart, sequins and a transfer photo of her beloved Edward Cullen.
As Fashionista’s Market owner Alyssa Fung was handing me my Team Edward T-shirt, she said, “You can cut it up to make it cuter,” and I was thinking, “How bad is this thing anyway.” It was a thick, boxy cut T-shirt with Team Edward emblazoned in pink on the front and a New Moon logo on the back. I didn’t have time for braiding or sewing, so I just did the basics of lopping off half the sleeves, the neckline and the hem.
Of course Alyssa had one of the cutest shirts of all, with the sleeves tied up with pink ribbon, pink ribbon lacing up the sides and a blinged crescent moon in the back!
Kaiya Clark, winner of the Team Jacob T-shirt contest, punked out her shirt sleeves with safety pins and ruched the back.
“Cutening” the shirt was one of the contests at Pearl, with Lena Hanson winning the Team Edward portion, and Kaiya Clark winning from Team Jacob. The funniest event was watching women from both teams dancing to win lifesize cardboard figures of their two heroes, while dancing in front of/with the cutouts. They were asked to keep it clean for the kids in the house — “Twilight” is, after all, a multigenerational female phenomenon — but there were some pretty risque moves out there!

On Team Edward, from left, Britta Davis, Arlene Villegas and Jessica McAlpin.
As far as cheering volume, Team Jacob, though seemingly fewer in number, could outscream the Team Edward wahine. Maybe there’s just a different type of woman who favors one true love scenario involving the tortured romantic vs. the ones who subscribe to the boy next door or “love the one you’re with” philosophy.
What was really painful, though, was the howling contest, in which contestants had to howl like a werewolf. Oh those high-pitched yelps! Oh, my ears! Far worse than any self-inflicted injuries I’ve accumulated from playing drums or singing in front of them in bands.
It was when we got to the theaters that things got a bit ugly with a struggle to find parking and a seat that was not up against the screen. Some of the group had to be accommodated in other theaters.
At Pearl, Crystal Pancipanci with Bernadette Baraquio Hamada and Tess Baraquio—who were on opposing teams—and Christina Low.
But the mood lifted with the start of the film and it was hilarious to listen to the running commentary, the shouts to “Kiss him!” whenever Bella got in close range with Edward or Jacob. And just as Bella was cozying up to Jacob, the cries of, “What about Edward, bitch!” while another spouted her motto, “Get over one guy, get under another!”
There was much buzz before the film about Taylor’s bulked up body and shirtless scenes throughout the movie. The first one came after Bella’s motorcycle fall. Before you know it, he whips off his shirt to wipe away the blood, when really, a sleeve or bottom of the hem would have sufficed. One woman goes, “Oh no, why’d he have to do that?” at the gratuitous scene, while proceeding to yell for him to take off his shirt whenever he appeared in a T-shirt!
Outside the theater, in front of the line, were Mona Kim, Jenny Park, Alicia Cabo and Jessica Kim.
“Twilight” is really not my thing, and one of my friends accuses me of being more like a man in expecting more action in a film. It’s definitely more fun in numbers, but I just can’t fathom why a 200-year-old vampire would choose to go back to high school. That’s the last place I’d be.
Kiowa Gordon
In the end, I hope I don’t incur the wrath of Jacob or Edward lovers, but I would choose neither of the leading men, having zeroed in on of the wolf pack, Kiowa Gordon, a Native American Indian or First Nation Descendant of the Hualapai Nation, who has a snarky intelligence in his demeanor.


























